2008
Aug
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Yes, dogs are great, but so are cats. Never trust anyone who doesn’t like cats.
Aug 13th
What Color Should I Dye My Hair?
Aug 7th
My Letter of Resignation
Dear Mr. XXXX, Please accept this letter as my two-weeks notice of resignation. My last day of work...
Aug 4th
Jul
My New All-Time Favorite Movie Quotes...
“I have so much anger. I feel like I’ve been raped in the face!” “Get away from...
Jul 31st
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Rock Me Sexy Jesus
Jul 31st
My New All-Time Favorite Movie Quotes
“Get away from me you devil bitches!” “So why do I feel, why do I feel, why do I...
Jul 31st
Theme Park Injuries
Jul 25th
When you need to leave a message, but don't...
Jul 24th
How Rich Do You Think You Are?
Jul 24th
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Korean Baseball Fight
Jul 24th
Criminals in your neighborhood
Jul 23rd
Free Software Training Videos (7-Day Trial)
Jul 22nd
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(via zarzecks)
Jul 22nd
Cookie Monster
Jul 19th
My Diploma
Jul 11th
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mdfsmash: PES: Western Spaghetti Quality stopmotion. [via Webscout]
Jul 11th
Creativeness in Advertising
Jul 11th
Hot Chicks with Douchebags
Jul 9th
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New “Where the Hell is Matt?” Video
Jul 7th
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mdfsmash: I Met The Walrus “In 1969, a 14-year-old Beatle fanatic named Jerry Levitan, armed with a...
Jul 7th
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Where the Hell is Matt’s Girlfriend?
Jul 5th
A Nation of Immigrants (1958)
“Immigration policy should be generous; it should be fair; it should be flexible. With such a policy...
Jul 5th
Jul 3rd
Pretty Much True
Jul 3rd
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WAIT, this technique doesn’t work with girls?!?!?! mdfsmash: This would totally work with...
Jul 1st
Jun
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Sex
Jun 28th
Make Your Own Magazine- MAGCLOUD "MagCloud...
Jun 23rd
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mdfsmash: justin: caseydonahue: I DARE you not to smile watching this. Sweet Jesus. I need to...
Jun 23rd
F-ING ONE-HUNDRED THREE DEGREES!!!
Jun 20th
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Naughtiness with LEGOs
Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
Teen Pregnancy Pact
Jun 20th
Jun 17th
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Me in the near future
Jun 17th
Apr
I haven’t had a cigarette in over 24 hours…..oh,...
Apr 1st
Mar
Mental Breakdown
I’m having another one…
Mar 17th
Stuff White People Like....and some asians,...
Mar 8th
Current Plan
I go through different phases on what to do with my life every couple of months. Here’s the...
Mar 6th
Feb
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Cool shiz-nit. That’s still a cool word, right? Shiz-nit?
Feb 29th
Mental Breakdown
I’m on the verge of another mental breakdown.
Feb 26th
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Taken from Amandalynferri’s tumblr ‘cause it’s just easier than finding stuff on...
Feb 25th
SFW-PORN
Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
MY OLD BLOG:...
Feb 24th
Damn Southerners
Someone from Georgia won the Mega Millions lottery. Damn it.
Feb 24th
Being a bum...
Didn’t make up my gym class this morning. I slept late again. I’m definitely going...
Feb 22nd
I'm sleepy...
I slept through my Aerobics Super Circuit class this morning. I will make it up tomorrow morning. ...
Feb 21st
Mega Millions Lottery
Nobody won the jackpot last night. I’m thinking the Universe is making no one win to build up...
Feb 20th
I'm sore...
I’m at work right now. Not doing much. The writers are back from striking, but some tv...
Feb 19th
My Trip To Alameda, CA: Day 3 / Back in...
I’m back home now. Very tired. I got to wake up early for my super circuit aerobics class at...
Feb 19th
My Trip to Alameda, CA: Day 1
Drove to the San Francisco area today at 10 AM, instead of 5 AM like I was planning to. I got to...
Feb 17th
This is me about a year ago. Somehow, I gained about 30...
Feb 17th